Wednesday, June 22, 2011 It’s that time again! My Dove wrappers have been talking to me, and saying the strangest things. So, I thought I’d share these with you: “It’s OK to be fabulous AND flawed!” So – this justifies the fact that I’m a goddess who turns into stark raving lunatic once a month…
Month: February 2023
I’m Not Sure I Can Do This…
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 I know, that’s a strange thing for me to say. I’m the woman who once had a six-foot long pet iguana named Cedric…who rescued a crow who’s feet were frozen and took care of him until he was okay…who rescued mice from my cats at the old farmhouse we lived in…who…
I Need A Vacation…
Wednesday, March 16, 2011 I need a vacation. Or I’ll eat people. Or I’ll be naked in the bell tower. Or I’ll take hostages at the local Dairy Queen. I’m serious. I haven’t really had a vacation in 3 years. We’ve had a couple weekend getaways, but nothing where we’re just sitting on a beach,…
70% More Sausage, and My Ass
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 02, 2011 Sorry for the suggestive name of this blog. I just got that. (Warning – upcoming photo might be for mature audiences or bruise fetishists only.) After picking up Hot (Breakfast) Pockets for my son yesterday (his drug of choice), I noticed the package. It says (as you can see) 70% more…