Wednesday, February 24, 2010 First things first! I screwed up and didn’t post the contest winners! Here they are: Abigail Beal, Refhater and TerriO! E-mail me at leslie@leslielangtry.com to claim your prize! I was at a wedding last weekend. That’s what the picture is from. Free beer and roses everywhere is just too much temptation…
Month: August 2022
If Leslie Langtry Ran The Olympics…
Wednesday, February 17, 2010 If I did the Olympics, things would be a little more interesting. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Olympics. I just think that with a little tweaking, it could really be, well, fun! -Curling/Rink of Fire: A glaze of grain alcohol on the ice is lit on fire as they…
This Is My Brain On Winter…Any Questions?
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 A woodpecker’s tongue has a thin bone in it and curls around its skull because it’s so long. I was shocked, because I thought only bassett hounds and Gene Simmons could do that. My next pet…a capybara, or Rodent Of Unusual Size. They’re legal in Texas. It’s like a prehistoric…
All I Want For Christmas…
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 Dear Santa, I’m not going to tell you how good I’ve been, I know you hear that all the time. Here’s my Christmas List, and remember, I know how to kill people in very creative ways. You don’t want to find a severed reindeer head in your bed, do you?…
Are You There Santa? It’s Me, Margaret.
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 Growing up sucks. That’s why I never did. Yesterday at 4pm, I got the text message from my daughter I’d been dreading for years: “Mom r u Santa Claus? I would be fine with whatever u say. its just everyone @ school keeps saying how their parents told them they were…