Month: June 2022

Wednesday, September 02, 2009 “Friends help you move… Real friends help you move bodies.” I wish I knew the artist who made this. He (or most likely, she) is a genius. I’m taking 30 Girl Scouts camping in two days. I’m sure I’ll have a long and bizarre blog next week. Your REAL Friend, The…

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 I’ve had a lot of questions recently from fans who ask, “What goes on inside your head, exactly?” I decided it was time to show a few of my favorite stuff…the stuff that would(should a volcano erupt in Illinois or a sandstorm bury the midwest) make an archeologist tilt his head…

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 With Naughty Nikki – the First Person I Didn’t Know Who Bought My Book at 1st Signing With My Fabu Critique Partner, Janene & Jessa & Joey (where’s Betty?) Our Friends From Portland Triplets – According to Cherry Adair and Jordan Dane, You Can’t Tell the 3 of Us Apart I…

Tuesday, July 07, 2009 Last week’s New Yorker Magazine had the best cartoon ever. And since there’s probably no way I can get permission to show it here, I’ll describe it. It was called, “The Three Martini Breakfast.” And the picture consisted of a man slumped over the breakfast table, a woman in a fetal…