Month: February 2022

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 Anthropomorphic Taxidermy. You heard me. Anthropomorphic taxidermy. Try saying it fast three times. Now try saying it with a mouthful of peanut butter. Why? Because it amuses me. This is a real, dead squirrel Giddyapping on that there horse. Of course, that isn’t a real, dead horse. That would be ridiculous….

Wednesday, April 08, 2009 The Assassin actually ate the chocolate that used to live inside these wrappers. This was a tough decision guys. You really stepped up last week with the whole, “What If…” thingy. But I had a whole week to think about it so there’s no more beating around the bush. The winner…

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 I was thinking, if Sami from Stand By Your Hitman got a job writing greeting cards, it might go a little something like this: They say blood is red But in veins it looks blue And the heart isn’t heart-shaped What the fuck is that all about? Happy Valentine’s Day Dumbass!…

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 I love this sign. I took the picture at the Denver Airport. It’s so encouraging, “75 Feet! You Can Make It!!!” And by the way, it has nothing to do with the blog. Working on revisions is always a bit of a shock. This is because my fabulous editor, Lovely Leah,…