WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14, 2012 Two weeks ago, I hosted my niece’s sprinkle with my mom. A “sprinkle” is what you have with the second kid – you’ve already had a shower – so now you only get a “sprinkle.” I can only imagine that with the third kid you have a “mist,” followed by an…
Month: May 2020
Leslie & Jana Are Going On Vacation
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2011 One week from today, Jana and I will be passed out on a beach, drunk and incoherent, possibly raving about some bastards who are responsible for it all. And I, for one, can’t wait. We’re going to the NINC or Novelists, Inc. conference in St. Pete’s, which is in Florida –…
Leslie Langtry’s Fabulous Bucket List
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2010 I’m a simple human. I have simple needs and wants. Is it so wrong to want to be spoonfed Godiva Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream by my own, personal pool boy? No! Here then, is my humble bucket list: 1) Learn to play bassoon. I love the bassoon. And it wouldn’t be…
Leslie Langtry’s Lovely Lady Lump, Part Deux
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2010 So, the orthopaedic (funny way to spell that) doctor I saw the other day told me I have a ganglion cyst. He took (well, his much lower paid assistant actually took) x-rays. I looked at them but didn’t see anything. And yet it looks like my wrist is nine months pregnant…