WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23, 2008 Well, the big day is almost here – my second book – GUNS WILL KEEP US TOGETHER – comes out Monday! There’s something a little surreal about your second book. That’s when it hits you that you have raised the bar too high for yourself to get over. . .ever. ….
Month: March 2020
Note to Self…
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 02, 2011 Note to Self: 1) My basset will pull a whole bag of flour out of the pantry and dump the entirety on the carpet in a pile that stands 5 inches above the carpet. 2) My children will walk around this giant mound of flour in the middle of the living…
Lucy and the Slipped Disc of Woe & Degradation
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28, 2009 This is Lucy. Lucy is a Pug. Lucy is a very obese Pug. Lucy is a very obese Pug and I am utterly Pug-whipped. Sunday was an unhappy day in the Assassin house. Lucy wouldn’t walk. She wouldn’t EAT, drink or even sit. Occasionally, she would scream inhumanly, alarming the guinea…
No Fatalities or Accidents in 7,120 Days!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 04, 2009 Tuesday was our 20th wedding anniversary. That’s right, me and Mr. Assassin have been happily married for two decades. You know, I always thought we’d spend this iconic day on a beach somewhere. Well, technically speaking, Tom is in the sand. That’s calling the glass of vodka half full, right? Here’s…
Ghost Chickens In the Sky
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 07, 2007 I am in Author Heaven. One of the few perks of being an author is the ability to run away for a couple of days to work – all I need is my laptop. That’s what I’m doing now. Perhaps the best anniversary gift ever – my husband, Tom, sent me…