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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 02, 2008 Okay, so I plagerized Steve Martin on that one. Remember that album from the ’70’s? I must have played it one million times. Isn’t it so cool that a guy in a white suit with an arrow through his head – whose tagline was “Well excuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeee!” was just honored by…
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2009 1. I’m grateful for a book cover that says just how I feel sometimes. Okay, most of the time. 2. I’m grateful for extra sharp cheddar cheese. Can’t really imagine life without it, actually. 3. I’m grateful for Michele and Lisa, who helped me Xmas shop and made me laugh when…
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2011 The Basset never wins Westminster. I have to ask why? A noble, French breed, meant to hunt rodents and badgers. His nose is Romanesque, to say the least. Okay, so they may have a few flaws. Like a skull tougher than rebar (that feels like rebar when it connects with my…
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 13, 2010 My Dove Dark chocolate wrappers are talking to me again. Or maybe it’s my stomach. I did eat about fifty of them. Anyway, you know those sayings on the wrappers? Here’s what mine said: “We’re in this together!” Um, no, we’re not. If we were in this together, you’d pay half…
MONDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2019 Hello there, annoying Inferior Creatures. This last week there was something Weird One refers to as Turkey Day. Turkey Day? Those idiots get a holiday? Why don’t we have Jelly Day? Or Let’s All Worship Jelly Day? Or Let’s Beg Superior Being Jelly Not to Destroy Us on a Whim Day (subject to my whim,…