To be released August 26!
Stand By Your Hitman
-
-“Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.”
- Rex Kramer, Airplane

Chapter 1 excerpt: I stared at the letter in my hand.  I was making the same face I made a few moments earlier when checking my phone messages.  It’s not a pretty face.  You wouldn’t like it.  Click here for more!

Guns Will Keep Us Together
-
-"The Addams Family credo.'Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.' We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words."
- Morticia Addams, The Addams Family

Chapter 1 excerpt: Getting a phone call can be a good thing. It could be someone calling to inform you of an inheritance, or that cute blonde you met last night begging for another round of "find the kielbasa." Click here for more!

‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy
-
"On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone
will drop to zero." - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club-

Chapter 1 excerpt: No one really liked family reunions. I got that. But when I listen to people complain about it 'round the water cooler, I couldn't help rolling my eyes. I mean really, try it when you come from a family of assassins. Kind of gave "avoiding Aunt Jean's potato salad" a whole new meaning. Click here for more!